
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7

What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137

Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212

Every time. SCORE 123

How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134

Cat crazy. SCORE 100

How the internet works. SCORE 181

World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55

TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191

A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63

The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134

I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64

Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112

What patience looks like. SCORE 218

Finally caught it. SCORE 134

Guys listen… SCORE 170

Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96

Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137

Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257

How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21

The gun lamp. SCORE 53

Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114

I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10

No. SCORE 88

Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145

The months of the beard. SCORE 91

Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10

Grass Fence SCORE 215

Finally. SCORE 345

Don’t touch my cake SCORE 256

China vs Germany SCORE 294

Says Kanye… SCORE -89