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Career+options+are+actually+pretty+limited%26%238230%3B
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
He+has+never+felt+so+empowered.
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 30
I%26%238217%3Bll+scratch+your+back+if+you+scratch+mine
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Do+I+even+care%26%238230%3B%3F
Do I even care…? SCORE 26
I+wonder+how+many+calories+are+burned+washing+hands%26%238230%3B
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
Gunner+the+good+doge.
Gunner the good doge. SCORE 42
Technically+you+give+a+little+fuc%26%238230%3B
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
Do+the+blink%21
Do the blink! SCORE 23
Gonna+be+a+few+yet%2C+bub.
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
RIP+yahoo+answers
RIP yahoo answers SCORE 28
2022+me+has+a+familiar+vibe+about+it.
2022 me has a familiar vibe about it. SCORE 20
Use+Banana+leaves+as+natural+packaging+to+reduce+plastic+use%2C+please.
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
%2Ahave
*have SCORE 16
Sloooowwwww+gato.
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Well+he%26%238217%3Bs+not+wrong.
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22
More+breadsticks+please.
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
There%26%238217%3Bs+probably+a+judge+out+there+who+would+hear+it%26%238230%3B
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
Get+this+kid+an+%5Bf%5Dork%21
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
hello+little+friend
hello little friend SCORE 20
Free+vaccine+in+the+parking+lot+this+morning%21
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
Steal+the+world%21
Steal the world! SCORE 21
Gotta+same+%26%238217%3Bem+all.
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
Issa+side+quest.
Issa side quest. SCORE 24
Life+is+a+joke+and+you%26%238217%3Bre+the+punch+line.
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 25
Bless+each+other+PRN.
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
Dolly+Parton+just+help+cure+AIDS%2C+basically.
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
The+Office+cameos
The Office cameos SCORE 11
Do+not+pass+go%2C+do+not+collect+200+dollars%26%238230%3B
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
sent+via+FAX
sent via FAX SCORE 15
George+Washington%26%238217%3Bs+military+trunk+bed+used+during+the+Revolutionary+War%2C+circa+1775
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Default+to+death%2C+generally.
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
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She’s like a velociraptor. SCORE 229
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