Whenever I try to get out of bed in the winter. SCORE 200
Life can be cruel. SCORE 58
Dissection of a knitted mouse. SCORE 115
The dangers of not texting back. SCORE 308
Things cows don’t do. SCORE 137
Nothing’s impossible. SCORE 225
Magic. SCORE 168
Accurate. SCORE 158
Om nom nom. SCORE 148
Please? SCORE 111
Leaf crunching season. SCORE 120
Why I don’t run. SCORE 187
What would you do? SCORE 319
Do want. SCORE 94
Mom was worried about my trip to the Grand Canyon… SCORE 347
The circle of life. SCORE 205
All the Bonds! SCORE 168
The science of cutenicity. SCORE 102
Right in the childhood. SCORE 330
Waking up. SCORE 107
Or a chair… SCORE 3
When you hold a shell to your ear. SCORE 105
How I met your mother. SCORE 130
Best present ever SCORE 4
Ba dum tss… SCORE 181
Accurate. SCORE 154
You know you’re from the 90s whe– SCORE 186
The Hunger Games. SCORE 218
It’s just meant to be. SCORE 185
Are you calling me fat? SCORE 112
How Twitter works. SCORE 63
Sage advice. SCORE 216
