You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
Seems legit. SCORE 150
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
I hate that feeling. SCORE 223
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
Your math teacher is a liar. SCORE 176
Friend level: Ginger. SCORE 115
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
How marriage works. SCORE 66
Friends. SCORE 213
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
All the Navies! SCORE 172
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
The shelf life of food. SCORE 77
Root beer, squared. SCORE 311
Accurate. SCORE 257
I never run with scissors. SCORE 174
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
How people see me. SCORE 233
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
New books. SCORE 200
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 145
The tragedy of Africa. SCORE 155
I love you. SCORE 20
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
