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cdcing+each+other
10%2F10+would+pardon.
10/10 would pardon. SCORE 27
Ain%26%238217%3Bt+that+something.
Ain’t that something. SCORE 26
A+Parmesan+vending+machine.+Italy+seems+nice%26%238230%3B
A Parmesan vending machine. Italy seems nice… SCORE 27
I+are+helpful
I are helpful SCORE 26
My+parents+wouldn%26%238217%3Bt+let+me+in%26%238230%3B
My parents wouldn’t let me in… SCORE 33
Covid-19+is+ruining+it+for+all
Covid-19 is ruining it for all SCORE 26
I+someone+reading+The+Never+Ending+Story%3F
I someone reading The Never Ending Story? SCORE 22
Guess+I%26%238217%3Bll+die
Guess I’ll die SCORE 20
This+is+all+very+sad%2C+ok%3F+Unprecedented+even.+Nobody+could+have+seen+this+doing.
This is all very sad, ok? Unprecedented even. Nobody could have seen this doing. SCORE 23
Do+not+breath+at+the+pupper.
Do not breath at the pupper. SCORE 33
Br%C3%B6ther%2C+just+one+sneck.
Bröther, just one sneck. SCORE 29
This+is+a+fun+game.
This is a fun game. SCORE 26
Baby+causes+mom+a+c+o+n+c+e+r+n
Baby causes mom a c o n c e r n SCORE 31
Interesting%26%238230%3B+Interesting%26%238230%3B
Interesting… Interesting… SCORE 12
When+your+wife+watches+your+press+briefings.
When your wife watches your press briefings. SCORE 28
RIP+In+Peace%2C+road+warrior.
RIP In Peace, road warrior. SCORE 40
Due+to+less+pollution+in+lockdown%2C+the+Loch+Ness+monster+comes+up+for+some+fresh+air.++Welcome+back%2C+Nessie.
Due to less pollution in lockdown, the Loch Ness monster comes up for some fresh air. Welcome back, Nessie. SCORE 35
The+dollars+must+flow.
The dollars must flow. SCORE 23
Quarantine+Day+439%3A+Doctor+has+successfully+performed+a+six-way+full+body+reconstructive+surgery.
Quarantine Day 439: Doctor has successfully performed a six-way full body reconstructive surgery. SCORE 24
Rio%26%238217%3Bs+Christ+the+Redeemer+statue+was+lit+up+to+look+like+a+doctor+on+Easter+Sunday
Rio’s Christ the Redeemer statue was lit up to look like a doctor on Easter Sunday SCORE 46
Protect+the+birbs.
Protect the birbs. SCORE 29
French+Fry+Queen+is+back+at+it.
French Fry Queen is back at it. SCORE 39
aussie+aussie+aussie+oye+oye+oye
aussie aussie aussie oye oye oye SCORE 17
They+really+juiced+up+that+description.
They really juiced up that description. SCORE 34
People+are+losing+it+out+there%26%238230%3B
People are losing it out there… SCORE 30
OK+BUT+AREA+CODE+NEXT+TIME
OK BUT AREA CODE NEXT TIME SCORE 25
Sample+Teachers+Contract+from+the+1920%26%238217%3Bs+before+collective+bargaining.
Sample Teachers Contract from the 1920’s before collective bargaining. SCORE 19
Carrying+a+tree+into+the+house+must+be+exhausting.
Carrying a tree into the house must be exhausting. SCORE 18
This+is+medical+advice+everyone+should+know.
This is medical advice everyone should know. SCORE 33
Almost+had+it%2C+bud%21
Almost had it, bud! SCORE 27
quarantine+bunnies+or+easter+hostages%3F
quarantine bunnies or easter hostages? SCORE 26
Beware+the+sopa.
Beware the sopa. SCORE 35
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