Give me pets. SCORE 247
Peter Parkour SCORE 1
How to write a passive aggressive note. SCORE 147
R2-D2 mittens. SCORE 125
Me too. SCORE 222
Beauty… SCORE 374
Transformation complete. SCORE 303
Things that make me feel old. SCORE 200
Running for president just got a lot tougher. SCORE 245
INCONCEIVABLE! SCORE 2
In Hell… SCORE 154
Genius. SCORE 353
I’m a snail. SCORE 183
Guns don’t kill people. SCORE 218
’nuff said SCORE -4
Now put me down over there, and fetch my kibble. SCORE 131
Scumbag bakery. SCORE 219
choose wisely SCORE -2
Well that’s one way to do it. SCORE 669
I’m a penguin. SCORE 205
Cats and blinds. SCORE 81
My cat loves watermelon. SCORE 137
Life of No. SCORE 73
Just like any other day. SCORE 134
The attitude on climate change prevention. SCORE 176
How comments work on the Internet. SCORE 150
Dear parents. SCORE 239
Napoleon Born2party. SCORE 100
Texts from dog. SCORE 206
Things I never learned in High School. SCORE 324
The art of trolling… SCORE 127
When you dip too long. SCORE 118
