
absolutely exhausting SCORE 21

my fart is on the floor SCORE 25

i just love food too much SCORE 21

everyone needs a hill SCORE 25

the sweat is for seasoning SCORE 15

where’s the disconnect? SCORE 44

no one leaves a party before i do SCORE 21

my next hobby SCORE 13

the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 35

the one ring to get me to say yes SCORE 25

that’s actually funny, jeff SCORE 28

i’d like to rent a vowel SCORE 14

smells like sadness SCORE 16

and some of us even have a mysterious third hand SCORE 18

then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25

you’re not leaving us, we’re leaving you! SCORE 10

hulk needs to learn to keep some desires to himself SCORE 17

the best ride at every county fair SCORE 20

no trash panda was harmed SCORE 16

happens all the time SCORE 26

important notes for male writers SCORE 42

tiny but a might roar SCORE 18

tweezers just don’t get the job done SCORE 14

very subtle SCORE 17

i chose the wrong career SCORE 31

can’t hurt to try SCORE 31

you’re probably faking it SCORE 53

some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22

what fantasy are you revealing? SCORE 22

medical mystery SCORE 25

tim burton pterosaur SCORE 24

wilst thou things ever change? SCORE 18