treat yourself SCORE 15
not sure this really counts SCORE 32
every word plagiarized SCORE 21
always proofread your pamphlets before distributing them to the flock SCORE 15
later doesn’t work for me SCORE 12
every freaking day SCORE 21
always assume the worst SCORE 32
my happiness almost lasted a whole minute this time SCORE 22
did someone say potatoes? SCORE 19
antreefa SCORE 23
this was me in high school SCORE 19
feels like i’m there! SCORE 16
brain: enjoy the panic attack! SCORE 16
corvid testing, because you know you wanna know SCORE 27
cat ownership defined SCORE 32
present spoiled SCORE 31
i might be a vampire SCORE 25
all busses are loved equally SCORE 49
cops are on speed dial SCORE 25
turns out the code was pretty easy to guess SCORE 26
and they became best friends after SCORE 32
like magic SCORE 39
that is correct SCORE 21
act your wage SCORE 18
the crumpled t shirt is a really good listener SCORE 21
don’t judge me SCORE 14
may the force be with you SCORE 28
it’s a bread knife SCORE 18
wartime golf rules SCORE 21
my genius is unequaled SCORE 22
the truth has finally been revealed SCORE 24
she did what was necessary SCORE 32
