Pun! SCORE 139
Pun! SCORE 198
Becoming a vegetarian… SCORE 176
Shut up and take my galactic credits! SCORE 11
Taking off my skinny jeans SCORE 10
It’s a simple request… SCORE 141
If I could have any super power. SCORE 157
Yes. Yes I would. SCORE 245
Blankets. SCORE 153
Walked into a Best Buy today… SCORE 198
Poem by a Hungry Cat SCORE 166
Best Pillow EVER SCORE 12
The 12 days of a doggy Christmas! SCORE 202
Every gym owner on January 1st. SCORE 11
Seriously. SCORE 214
How I spent my New Year’s Eve. SCORE -1
I’m over here like SCORE 7
I need easier goals… SCORE 17
When I try to play sports SCORE 13
Josh Hutcherson making fun of his own height. SCORE 269
It’s that time of year again SCORE 8
Squid Hat SCORE -16
When someone asks me how my life is going SCORE 7
Something is wrong with Rihanna, she is always in a corner SCORE 16
I owned the stage. SCORE 16
The Dying Squid SCORE 8
Things you never hear SCORE 213
It has begun… SCORE 95
Game over. SCORE 15
totally! SCORE 210
In an alternate universe… SCORE 7
Justin Timberlake. SCORE 233
