
welp, guess we’re not gunna see them for much longer SCORE -3

when you am smort SCORE 9

a bagueball bat SCORE 18

did this as a kid, do this as an adult SCORE 16

The ultimate staring competition SCORE -6

every movie with time travel ever SCORE 0

my heart suffers as much as my stomach SCORE -1

i guess we’ll never know SCORE 11

spread nutella on one and PB on another and eat it like a sandwich SCORE 1

but…why SCORE 26

our food SCORE 23

ouch… SCORE 7

thanks, mom SCORE 15

do not cite the old magic to me SCORE 10

hahahaha no SCORE 12

take that, corporate memphis! SCORE 12

put some o’ those beans on toast gov’nah SCORE 22

technically right, but for the wrong reasons SCORE 22

now’s my chance to strike SCORE 14

speechcraft 100 SCORE 10

ah, florida, you never cease to entertain SCORE 37

“looks like it’s just us” SCORE 15

plz just warm up my pasta SCORE 23

if i suffered, so do you SCORE -5

alexa needs a talking to SCORE 19

jokes on you my back’s been hurting for a while SCORE 16

these darn tootin’ kids SCORE 23

back in my day SCORE 0

finally, i can rest SCORE 13

punishment for procrastination SCORE 19

to be fair, you have to have a high IQ… SCORE 10

not my problem anymore SCORE 23