welp, guess we’re not gunna see them for much longer SCORE -3
when you am smort SCORE 9
a bagueball bat SCORE 18
did this as a kid, do this as an adult SCORE 16
The ultimate staring competition SCORE -6
every movie with time travel ever SCORE 0
my heart suffers as much as my stomach SCORE -1
i guess we’ll never know SCORE 11
spread nutella on one and PB on another and eat it like a sandwich SCORE 1
but…why SCORE 26
our food SCORE 23
ouch… SCORE 7
thanks, mom SCORE 15
do not cite the old magic to me SCORE 10
hahahaha no SCORE 12
take that, corporate memphis! SCORE 12
put some o’ those beans on toast gov’nah SCORE 22
technically right, but for the wrong reasons SCORE 22
now’s my chance to strike SCORE 14
speechcraft 100 SCORE 10
ah, florida, you never cease to entertain SCORE 37
“looks like it’s just us” SCORE 15
plz just warm up my pasta SCORE 23
if i suffered, so do you SCORE -5
alexa needs a talking to SCORE 19
jokes on you my back’s been hurting for a while SCORE 16
these darn tootin’ kids SCORE 23
back in my day SCORE 0
finally, i can rest SCORE 13
punishment for procrastination SCORE 19
to be fair, you have to have a high IQ… SCORE 10
not my problem anymore SCORE 23
