Worthy Of The Mjölnir SCORE 8
Somebody get to writing! SCORE 174
And you’re just standing there like… SCORE 141
How Most Of My Conversations With Barbers Go SCORE 15
So there is a way out! SCORE -5
Young Winston Churchill (1895) SCORE 119
Am I the Only One? SCORE 11
One Difference Between Cats And Dogs SCORE 121
A sign outside of Los Tacos in Norway SCORE 155
Wake Up Sheeple! SCORE 134
Classic Spongedog SCORE 1
With age follows wisdom SCORE 9
Order On The Way SCORE 8
Captain Obvious SCORE 132
Natalie Dormer completed the London Marathon today in 3 hours 51 minutes. SCORE 145
Definitely Not The Brightest SCORE 123
When A Difficult Poop Suddenly Becomes Liquid SCORE 11
Let Go SCORE 14
Too soon? SCORE -12
Your secret is safe SCORE 3
They Really Love Boxes SCORE 11
I have yet to see a Doomsday Prepper that I would actually trust in the event of societal collapse. SCORE 1
Be careful who you call ugly SCORE 113
When the waiter comes in my direction SCORE 3
Friday The 13th Prank SCORE 16
Solid logic SCORE 165
Adulting is rough SCORE 4
It seems like this conversation could have possibly happened SCORE 133
I’m done. SCORE 15
It’s The Effort That Counts SCORE 11
The search for intelligent life SCORE 135
Impeccable Quote SCORE 136