4 hours into the essay I’m suppose to be writing… SCORE 211
Oh Michelle, has there been a first lady as unintelligent as you SCORE -24
I bet onions are pretty insecure. SCORE 149
duckface SCORE -7
Coincidence? SCORE 87
What it feels like when I try to flirt with girls. SCORE 106
My reaction whenever I’m told to clean my room. SCORE 171
Cyclops’ cat. SCORE 54
Why you’re here. SCORE 171
Feeling down? SCORE 104
The people vs. Winter. SCORE 42
Would not bang SCORE -11
I’d live here. SCORE 225
Now what? SCORE 174
Camo cupcakes. SCORE 165
A sloth’s life. SCORE 155
Oh you spent your welfare check? SCORE 112
Hamster cheeks vs. Pretzel stick. SCORE 29
jabba the cat SCORE 4
Stephen Colbert on racism. SCORE 176
And now I taste test my foot… SCORE 140
bender logic SCORE 8
payback’s a female dog SCORE 305
what obama looks like SCORE -10
Swag starter kit. SCORE 168
I do this. SCORE 237
maximum derp achieved SCORE 153
S’Morrissey. SCORE 0
Espanlol. SCORE 138
The new apple laptops SCORE 6
How your cat dies. SCORE 134
The proof that we are soulmates. SCORE 170
