and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
they get huge SCORE 22
back to bed! SCORE 19
clever SCORE 29
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
icebreakers are terrifying SCORE 22
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
english burn SCORE 27
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
frozen pizza hack SCORE 19
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 21
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
an impossible task SCORE 20
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
this is why i drink SCORE 29
i don’t understand your instuctions SCORE 28
definitely a dog SCORE 46
call the fire department SCORE 4
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
who’s in? SCORE 34
the problem isn’t the bar SCORE 16
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
omg SCORE 20
imagine the possibilities SCORE 29
it’s real and I hate it SCORE 19
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
i’m canceling SCORE 9
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 34
