Seals are just dog mermaids. SCORE 139
An important message for everyone, religious or not C: SCORE -2
Genius. SCORE 206
Why I speed in the Walmart parking lot. SCORE 301
Poor Africa. SCORE 195
Explain whales. SCORE 60
Portraits of people, using people. SCORE 168
Scumbag mosquitos. SCORE 168
How USB plugs work. SCORE 161
When people clap at the end of movies… SCORE 274
Crossing my fingers. SCORE 133
cats know what they’re talking about. SCORE 60
Psycho problems. SCORE 181
Protecting Merica’ SCORE 236
Can’t afford anti-depressants… SCORE 181
Tea, like a sir. SCORE 238
Bears. SCORE 171
Big head squirrel feeder. SCORE 104
Just a baby wombat. SCORE 47
How I feel on Facebook lately. SCORE 137
Cat blocked. SCORE 238
Deal with it, you must… SCORE 40
Just a hipster… SCORE 154
Anyone seen Miss Piggy? SCORE 217
Follow ur dreams. SCORE 57
This. SCORE 95
Lumbering planes. SCORE 38
Hipster Start Kit. SCORE 243
Super manatees. SCORE 105
Wait a second… SCORE 2
Seriously though… SCORE 214
The awkward moment when… SCORE 186