Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
Mother fluffer SCORE 39
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
A voice we can trust SCORE 55
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Fatality SCORE 40
80 hours these days SCORE -19
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
And cheese SCORE 26
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
I just became more metal SCORE 33
Real American hero SCORE 41
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
Dreams do come true SCORE 66
