
Ozzy Osborne teaching John Lenon how to write heavy metal, around 1968. SCORE 23

The perfect tattoo SCORE 30

Use candles more. SCORE 26

¿Porque no los dos? SCORE 32

Better luck next time… SCORE 32

Thanks Michael. You do good work. SCORE 22

James gets it. SCORE 35

I could wake up to this… SCORE 25

I got it last time so………. SCORE 21

Ripley’s eff It, Why Not? SCORE 24

I bet she likes theatre, also. SCORE 38

Faaaar out. SCORE 29

As real as it gets SCORE 32

It’s a problem. SCORE 28

Please take your ’emergencies’ elsewhere. SCORE 32

C+ y’all later SCORE 16

Fam skimped on the pillows… SCORE 31

Just a regular coffee guide… SCORE 42

Jimothy… SCORE 19

Librarians are always a good tim SCORE 39

Time for test prep! SCORE 23

Greatest reunion of all time. SCORE 42

Trust is earned SCORE 32

Double stuffed or no deal. SCORE 39

Enjoy the outdoors! SCORE 25

That’s a lot of damage for one SMS SCORE 29

Mother effing birds, on this mother effing plane… SCORE 29

A colony of ladybugs under my window SCORE 25

Run it. SCORE 26

Please, Papi SCORE 29

Too soon? SCORE 50

He knows the hunger. SCORE 33