I should start using makeup. SCORE 13
Half a Lorde long… SCORE 134
An atom is 99.999999999% empty space. SCORE 15
Fighting the good fight. SCORE 213
The ultimate friendzone. SCORE 132
Violet eyes exist. SCORE 163
Hunger kills SCORE 186
Alcohol’s biggest effect. SCORE 12
Oh my god please no SCORE 10
Bae caught me slippin’. SCORE 10
Dogs in blankets. SCORE 80
My spirit animal. SCORE 4
One donut to rule them all SCORE 132
Perfect aim SCORE 12
Blowing bubbles SCORE 146
Words to live by. SCORE 13
My new spirit animal. SCORE 17
Movie Logic SCORE 141
Buffalo Humor SCORE 158
What I hated about Highschool SCORE 177
It pays to be precise SCORE 12
I need this. SCORE 137
Yawn. SCORE 11
My first love. SCORE 12
I am Joey. SCORE 109
Learning you can move your eyebrows for the first time SCORE 181
Why would you even? SCORE -17
If you’re reading this… SCORE 8
Seems fair. SCORE 14
I know a few people who need this book. SCORE 149
Adulthood. SCORE 136
Nokia SCORE 145
