HOW TO PROPERLY PLAY WITH HUMAN SCORE 0
Cupcakes are healthy. You’re welcome. SCORE 5
Goddammit Ikea SCORE 5
Milk SCORE 143
Logic, is that you? SCORE 14
that’s it, I’m voting for Bernie. SCORE 12
We are a very contemplative generation. SCORE 206
You’re not you when you’re hungry SCORE -28
Oh, Michigan. SCORE 101
A Giraffe’s Coffee SCORE -4
Running Electricity Through a Pencil SCORE 24
Why Aren’t We Funding This Right Now? SCORE 11
Not On This One SCORE 9
Damascus, Syria, Before And After SCORE 87
If I Had A Dollar For Every Time… SCORE -3
Americans And Their Distances SCORE 168
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 11
Oh god, I can still hear their screams! SCORE 4
Wikipedian Protestor SCORE 13
When you blatantly lie on your resume SCORE 116
Yes, Yes It Does SCORE 156
Getting these for my house SCORE 9
Exiting Public Bathrooms SCORE 32
Hillary’s reaction to all the accusations of lying SCORE 6
Every Day Is Leg Day SCORE 4
Dog Years Portraits Of Aging Dogs That Will Melt Your Heart (by Photographer Amanda Jones) SCORE 11
When School Gets Hard, Just Remember SCORE 15
Dumbledore Books SCORE 6
Accurate. SCORE 13
WUT SCORE 75
The Horrors Weren’t Common Knowledge Yet SCORE 130
Oh Ted… SCORE 112
