Narwhals love bacon. SCORE 61
How the cuss did you qualify for this? SCORE 7
Yoga Bear. SCORE 81
Accurate. SCORE 323
Broke Back Taco Bell. SCORE 227
Cat vs. Blow dryer. SCORE 117
Good guy Dog. SCORE 161
Coincidence? SCORE 148
Pelvic thrusting cats. SCORE 59
There WILL be consequences! SCORE 154
You’re like the ocean. SCORE 204
How I’ll handle the apocalypse. SCORE 118
Mind. Blown. SCORE 100
Passwords these days. SCORE 298
A dog’s life. SCORE 185
Touché… SCORE 192
Every year around this time… SCORE 67
True fear. SCORE 255
Things people say when I write with my left hand. SCORE 192
The next few days on Facebook. SCORE 186
The best part of getting older… SCORE 194
Kids these days… SCORE 105
Can money buy happiness? SCORE 40
Overly attached koala. SCORE 178
This is your face. This is your face on Scotch Tape. SCORE 32
When you’re really hungry, waiting for the pizza guy. SCORE 80
Seems fixed… SCORE 322
The power of Gangnam Style. SCORE 166
Little Craig’s list. SCORE 140
The world is so messed up. SCORE 186
It’s treasure to meeeee! SCORE 319
How strange it is to be anything at all. SCORE 152
