What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
Because Reasons SCORE 224
The best way to be happy with someone… SCORE 16
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
Birthdays… SCORE 11
Run for your life SCORE 218
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
step brothers SCORE 2
Radioactive in the Dark SCORE 20
My reaction if I saw the Tardis irl. SCORE 189
How to cook soup. SCORE 182
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
Taking notes in the 21st century. SCORE 14
Wrong Show SCORE 192
Bang! SCORE 194
Num num num num SCORE 5
The Spanish word of the day… SCORE -3
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
If pigs could fly. SCORE 110
I was mugged! SCORE 129
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
Just… hold… still! SCORE 3
My home town. SCORE 143
Oops. SCORE 223
It will be worth the wait she said… no woman ever. SCORE 11
I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 198
