it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
clever SCORE 29
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
definitely a dog SCORE 45
the problem isn’t the bar SCORE 16
call the fire department SCORE 4
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
back to bed! SCORE 19
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 21
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
english burn SCORE 27
who’s in? SCORE 34
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
an impossible task SCORE 20
i have layers SCORE 32
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
omg SCORE 20
this is why i drink SCORE 29
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
excuse me SCORE 19
i don’t understand your instuctions SCORE 28
i always spill SCORE 16
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 34
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
i’m canceling SCORE 9
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27