Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
It will be worth the wait she said… no woman ever. SCORE 11
step brothers SCORE 2
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
BROFIST SCORE -2
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
How is this possible? SCORE 277
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
Just… hold… still! SCORE 3
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
If pigs could fly. SCORE 110
Birthdays… SCORE 11
Radioactive in the Dark SCORE 20
The best way to be happy with someone… SCORE 16
Bang! SCORE 194
I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 197
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
Wrong Show SCORE 192
Num num num num SCORE 5
Because Reasons SCORE 224
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
Run for your life SCORE 218
The Spanish word of the day… SCORE -3
Taking notes in the 21st century. SCORE 14
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
