I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
bad ass SCORE 38
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
oh wow SCORE 49
irony man SCORE 45
clever girl SCORE 40
i can never find the words SCORE 45
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 36
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
important psa SCORE 44
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
must pet the pet SCORE 37
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39
he did it because he could SCORE 37
heavy metal tree SCORE 45
cats always come first SCORE 28
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
i also laughed SCORE 56
i wonder why SCORE 40
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
there were no survivors SCORE 37
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 37
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
