
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39

bad ass SCORE 38

dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45

unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56

don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28

oh wow SCORE 49

irony man SCORE 45

clever girl SCORE 40

i can never find the words SCORE 45

reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37

you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 36

i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79

never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43

important psa SCORE 44

it’s called fashun SCORE 22

must pet the pet SCORE 37

i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30

this is a really spicy take SCORE 46

hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39

he did it because he could SCORE 37

heavy metal tree SCORE 45

cats always come first SCORE 28

there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34

my brain does this everytime SCORE 36

i also laughed SCORE 56

i wonder why SCORE 40

throw the damn ball SCORE 26

it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50

there were no survivors SCORE 37

live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48

they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 37

protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50