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the+next+pope
SCORE 13
If+I+were+a+betting+man%26%238230%3B
If I were a betting man… SCORE 27
Pint+sized+cat%2C+of+course.
Pint sized cat, of course. SCORE 20
The+Pandemic+Era+is+born.
The Pandemic Era is born. SCORE 30
Syrup+friendly.
Syrup friendly. SCORE 26
Human+sacrifice+is+an+age+old+relic.
Human sacrifice is an age old relic. SCORE 27
Big+hmm%26%238230%3B
Big hmm… SCORE 26
%2Apoke%2A+the+rats.
*poke* the rats. SCORE 23
Oh+brother%2C+where+art+thou%3F
Oh brother, where art thou? SCORE 30
Ouji+is+so+turn+of+the+century%2C+Deb.
Ouji is so turn of the century, Deb. SCORE 16
Blessed+gran.
Blessed gran. SCORE 27
May+the+power+of+the+sun+compel+you%21
May the power of the sun compel you! SCORE 22
Still+a+legend
Still a legend SCORE 29
%2Abzzzh%2A+%2Abzzzzzzzzzzzzzhhhhhh%2A
*bzzzh* *bzzzzzzzzzzzzzhhhhhh* SCORE 35
Homer+seems+a+little+needy%2C+honestly.
Homer seems a little needy, honestly. SCORE 29
The+bird+is+the+word.
The bird is the word. SCORE 23
Can+I+hire+them+for+events%3F
Can I hire them for events? SCORE 11
Let+the+coffee+flow+through+you%26%238230%3B.
Let the coffee flow through you…. SCORE 25
I+am+kinda+OK+with+this+new+world%2C+after+all.
I am kinda OK with this new world, after all. SCORE 27
Gotta+get+your+hair+did.+She+is+not+wrong.
Gotta get your hair did. She is not wrong. SCORE 8
Neandertallica+is+a+thing%2C+now.
Neandertallica is a thing, now. SCORE 21
IMPENDING+DOOOOOOM%2C+it+seems.
IMPENDING DOOOOOOM, it seems. SCORE 34
Alternative+Bodybuilders
Alternative Bodybuilders SCORE 23
2022+is+the+new+2020.
2022 is the new 2020. SCORE 21
It%26%238217%3Bs+not+the+cocaine+it%26%238217%3Bs+the+anxiety%26%238230%3B
It’s not the cocaine it’s the anxiety… SCORE 20
Personal+growth+is+personal+growth.
Personal growth is personal growth. SCORE 22
Cancel+culture+needs+to+chill.
Cancel culture needs to chill. SCORE 25
Fragile+fren.
Fragile fren. SCORE 22
That+bitch+Carole+Baskin
That bitch Carole Baskin SCORE 22
MM%2FDD%2FYYYY++is+superior.
MM/DD/YYYY is superior. SCORE 22
She%26%238217%3Bs+onto+something
She’s onto something SCORE 23
Green+eggs+are+overrated.
Green eggs are overrated. SCORE 16
You+must+use+the+Force%2C+Mary.
You must use the Force, Mary. SCORE 23
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Thanks Sponge Bob. SCORE 151
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Gargamel Has Competition SCORE 14
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Sunken walkway. SCORE 181
April+Fools%26%238217%3B%21
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