Undoing the knot SCORE 108
Paying my rent in Venmo, accidentally hit request instead SCORE 71
I’d like to have a serious word with whoever said that SCORE 77
The paper clip from Microsoft has fallen on some hard times SCORE 81
When the hot pockets call, you answer SCORE 132
Me flirting… SCORE 77
Blending into the background SCORE 164
Suckers… SCORE 90
♪ Drop like an earthquake ♪ SCORE 167
Coquette hummingbird SCORE 101
Someone fight me SCORE 167
I Find Your Lack Of Faith Disturbing – Yeah?… SCORE 52
Why don’t you come over anymore? SCORE 95
Senator Bernie Sanders printed out a gigantic Trump tweet and brought it to congress SCORE 130
Livin’ the God Life SCORE 97
Superb SCORE 103
Achievement unlocked. SCORE 104
Funny not funny. SCORE 142
Especially Frozen & Moana SCORE 74
Till death do us part SCORE 102
This is Pakistan SCORE 128
So I was out delivering on my route today and saw this, made my day. SCORE 156
Literary Masterpiece SCORE 124
Boomers, man. SCORE 107
Chipotle always greedy SCORE 105
I wish school was like this when I was younger… SCORE 176
The way the sun hit this pelican made it so you can see the fish in its mouth SCORE 35
Spellcooking SCORE 136
When you want to help your team but you don’t know how SCORE 106
The way the sun hit this pelican made it so you can see the fish in its mouth SCORE 92
12/10 good boy! SCORE 104
Hair dryer from 1981 SCORE 74
