don’t make me bring bad cop SCORE 24
missing “somehow killed a cactus” SCORE 10
how you gunna call out my childhood like that SCORE 29
bahama mamas w’ll do that to ya SCORE 2
welp, time to just roll over and oof SCORE 15
*just in case SCORE 27
“you can’t run your house like an oppressive regime, mom” SCORE 17
if it’s “lazy”, i shouldn’t have to chop anything SCORE 34
sweet, i could only find ones that were roughly used! SCORE 0
well…it did save on ammo… SCORE 13
the ultimate “i’m tired” face SCORE 12
put on your sunday clothes, there’s lots of world out there SCORE 14
just a cheap knockoff illness SCORE 41
she really gets me SCORE 13
cat burglars may be a problem SCORE 23
growing up is working 8-10 hour days then spending more hours to eventually rest for a small amount of time SCORE 19
my older brother *was* right… SCORE 13
i’ve become far too powerful for you humans SCORE 26
old, or no old, there is no in-between SCORE 34
it adds so much sass SCORE 22
with no orb to ponder, is there even a point anymore SCORE 18
what about semi-secret SCORE 44
better watch your back, buddy SCORE 9
etched into your memory for eons SCORE 18
5, obviously SCORE 38
it does seem magical with how much this happens on accident SCORE 24
parental support SCORE 22
so this is what all the buzz is about SCORE 20
but what about second knowing SCORE 31
now now, hear them out, after all, there is a 0.000000000000001% chance… SCORE 16
she’s the one SCORE 1
you’ve maybe seen a housefly, or even a horse fly…but you ain’t never see a turtle fly SCORE 21