Just a hamster… ZOMGG!!! WTF! SCORE 209
Do you still feel something for me? SCORE 310
Discuss. SCORE -18
Oh sorry! I’m really busy… SCORE 296
Chewy Vuitton. SCORE 184
Because zombies are coming, dear. SCORE 228
Why I hate dentists. SCORE 239
You know you do this too… SCORE 156
I think you’re fintastic. SCORE 284
I can finally go home and relax. SCORE 152
You’re doing it right. SCORE 195
Ladies… SCORE 159
Laughterhouse. SCORE 118
The dead version of you is so much better. SCORE 238
Totally worth it. SCORE 239
Anybody else? SCORE 284
Why I’m still a virgin. SCORE 346
Forever alone. SCORE 267
I don’ts sees it. SCORE 145
Prove awesomeness. SCORE 323
Ahh procrastination. SCORE 339
Invisible crack pipe. SCORE 159
I freaking love leaves!!! SCORE 220
One does not simply get off the Internet. SCORE 223
Pokémon. SCORE 310
Real food!!! SCORE 260
I’m just so happy… SCORE 186
Happiness level throughout the day. SCORE 161
All the people who want to date you. SCORE 214
Deal breaker. SCORE 368
I’m pretty sure you’re not even a waiter!!! SCORE 172
Stupid Santa. SCORE 299
