record amount of stabs SCORE 32
you’re in grape danger SCORE 31
they’re brutal SCORE 45
hot take! SCORE 59
at least he listened SCORE 25
$30 uber SCORE 30
nap time! SCORE 38
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
it’s a test SCORE 21
Deborah was not happy SCORE 30
smart shopping SCORE 39
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 28
the trinity of tedium SCORE 66
I still have nightmares about Rainbow road SCORE 37
always make it a true daily double SCORE 28
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 19
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
charge your phone on your lunch break SCORE 25
dogs are smarter than humans SCORE 35
life insurance payout SCORE 42
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25
quarantine casually depressed SCORE 28
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40
this dad was on another level SCORE 39
holy cow! SCORE 40
only made me like the place more SCORE 38
pretty much SCORE 29
he might be right SCORE 30