If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274
Realistic snack food names. SCORE 257
I love fajitas. SCORE 226
I’ll kill you with my bear hands!! SCORE 138
I just love cats, ok? SCORE 126
What your hot dog toppings say about you. SCORE 190
Sounds delicious. SCORE 248
When I eat sour Patch Kids. SCORE 183
Scumbag brain. SCORE 199
Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191
What “meow” means. SCORE 300
WUT? SCORE 268
Conundrum. SCORE 210
Life in the 90’s. SCORE 451
Broken Condomicon. SCORE 184
The character of a man… oh wait. SCORE 334
Dawg, why you gotta be all up in my grill? SCORE 256
Every day. SCORE 212
I’ve been betray! SCORE 338
Coolness of not caring. SCORE 146
Waking up to a bear claw in your face. SCORE 146
That’s Dr. Chihuahua to you! SCORE 170
Don’t go bacon my heart… SCORE 195
A dogs life. SCORE 134
Glam rock. SCORE 157
One does not simply leave bubble wrap untouched. SCORE 245
When you run out of shows to watch. SCORE 237
Thanks voice in my head. SCORE 203
The Karate Kid is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. SCORE 309
The awesome moment when you buy good headphones and discover new instruments in a song. SCORE 329
Trolley the procrastination troll. SCORE 194
The truth about Hot Pockets. SCORE 276