space facts on your back SCORE 37
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
a true work of art SCORE 13
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 47
muggle born SCORE 15
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
the look of being bamboozled SCORE 24
texagons SCORE 23
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 19
you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 11
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
clumsy summoning circle SCORE 26
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 14
no SCORE 24
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 22
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 28
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 27
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
help, i woke up SCORE 32
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 31
