I think this coffee machine is flirting with me SCORE 42
RIP to my face… SCORE 84
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Well, he’s not wrong… SCORE 77
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
Mother of Dragons Breakfast SCORE 64
Doggo loves hooman SCORE 103
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Penny from 1935 that may have been used to cheat old gumball machines SCORE 40
Houston, we have a problem. SCORE 85
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Paragraph. SCORE 51
Not a chance, pal. SCORE 58
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 57
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Are you even real? SCORE 113
One-ply toilet paper should be illegal SCORE 38
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 115
How to find a dog. SCORE 64
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
OG lookback meme SCORE 72
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
