
IKEA sells a chocolate build-a-moose kit, allegedly. SCORE 43

I, for one, welcome our new drone overlords… SCORE 33

Thanks I hate breakfast. SCORE 32

bulbasaur around the world. SCORE 46

Snip snap! Snip snap! SCORE 39

Go directly to dad prison. SCORE 32

Let’er roll, Ted. SCORE 43

I would prefer prostitatered. SCORE 20

Anything is a corral if you try hard enough. SCORE 75

If there was ever a reason to believe… SCORE 58

Tiger versus mud SCORE 47

*spits venom* SCORE 37

…Nickels! SCORE 70

…and then I puked. SCORE 40

This owl was once a man… SCORE 37

The sheer girth of this bird persons bird… SCORE 42

Family singalong time! SCORE 24

How to sell a cucumber. SCORE 41

My gran is proud of me. SCORE 23

Tiiiiight little circles. SCORE 45

you could pinch my cheeks, if you wanted to… SCORE 13

Its gods real estate, really. SCORE 19

The age of sin seems nice… SCORE 47

I can only take you in small amounts, dear. SCORE 20

Well, here it is… SCORE 36

Please stop destroying the loo… SCORE 31

Bulk peanut butter is an easy sell. SCORE 11

This is fine… SCORE 31

Why posties go postal. SCORE 27

I’m something of a waiter myself. SCORE 20

The cat offers disproval at birds being kept as pets. SCORE 18

I did not see that coming… SCORE 37