Le sigh… SCORE 25
Be petty SCORE 35
Honey，I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 23
Astronauts assemble! SCORE 22
Preach, Papa. SCORE 41
I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 24
Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 30
You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 26
This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14
US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24
🤔 SCORE 19
Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 18
Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 29
Preparation pays off. SCORE 100
Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 21
Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24
Never forget. SCORE 29
A man of gawd. SCORE 13
We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 21
Absolute class. SCORE 25
everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27
To the rescue? SCORE 24
We need you, bud. SCORE 18
Death by words SCORE 24
Beware the danger. SCORE 27
Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 28
Dolly Parton gets no rest. SCORE 24
Corona bad. SCORE 28
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 37
2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 30
The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19
Big wreckage… SCORE 23
