
Moo moo mothertrucker SCORE 126

I will eat your soul. SCORE 140

The mayor of San Juan who was recently attacked for allegedly wanting everything done for her. SCORE 152

Joe Kinan was horribly burned in the 2003 Station nightclub fire, which killed his girlfriend Karla and 99 other people. Here he is in 2014, smiling with his newborn daughter, Hadley. SCORE 129

Nothing beats having a beautiful, half-crazy woman by your side SCORE 86

"I don’t mean to bother you but could I get a signature please?" SCORE 115

huh… $43 M… SCORE 95

It’s all about the attitude SCORE 170

Salvation for dummies SCORE 79

This is heartbreaking SCORE 74

STAAAAAHP!!! SCORE 119

Identifying with fictional characters SCORE 141

Problem solved. SCORE 111

Smooth AF SCORE 100

Jackie Chan photobombs SCORE 118

Mark Hamill replied to my tweet the other day on my new Landspeeder! SCORE 141

Like a Bull in a China Shop SCORE 141

Medical alphabet. SCORE 81

hurp de hurrrp SCORE 63

How Your Body Works SCORE 126

The Clock Is Currently Running SCORE 60

Sarg, it won’t fit!… SCORE 75

You used to call me on my spellphone. SCORE 87

Sometimes I wonder who the real boss is around my house. SCORE 67

I love clapping like a seal SCORE 128

Everything is a cover-up SCORE 135

NONSENSE SCORE 67

The Perfect Metaphor For My Life SCORE 122

#stopit SCORE 97

This is called a hole punch cloud, and its got a rainbow going through it SCORE 92

No one listens to me SCORE 156

That’s no way to live! SCORE 79