The Dracula Parrot vants to suck your blooood. SCORE 22
Science is cruel. SCORE 28
*plays twilight zone music* SCORE 29
Tito’s won’t save you now! SCORE 29
When your publisher is only in it for the money. SCORE 28
Do better. Keep it to tiurse SCORE 33
COMING IN HOT! SCORE 18
Bat-mow-down! SCORE 21
Harness the matrix for your own good. SCORE 14
We’ll take the lot! SCORE 27
Switch it up today. SCORE 23
I could use a demon or two… SCORE 31
Step out the car please, ma’am. SCORE 18
Biden is the Obama we’ve all been waiting for! SCORE 21
Cursed strumming. SCORE 15
Orbital computing. SCORE 35
Simpsons did it first? SCORE 24
Smashing time travel! SCORE 20
It’s enough to make a grown man cry SCORE 31
Taxes and what not. SCORE 24
Love you, Dwigt. SCORE 32
He promised he doesn’t see color anymore… SCORE 25
Recycle, reduce, reuse. SCORE 18
I would go to this light show… SCORE 36
I… never thought of that. SCORE 27
this is my life meow… SCORE 28
Broiled doggo? SCORE 23
That’s enough chocolate to raise somebody from the grave… SCORE 18
I was glued to the story… SCORE 20
Looks like just anyone can get on the Twitter… SCORE 21
You stop that right now. SCORE 20
You got it, dude… SCORE 20