Every young man should learn how to change a tire. SCORE 242
Every day. SCORE 212
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 189
Did you do something different with your hair? SCORE 145
I like you. SCORE 215
Alien logic. SCORE 262
How I feel about “Fifty Shades of Grey.” SCORE 201
Nursing home problems. SCORE 319
Puppy missile. SCORE 179
The character of a man… oh wait. SCORE 334
If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274
I’ll kill you with my bear hands!! SCORE 138
Waking up to a bear claw in your face. SCORE 145
Reactions to being placed inside a box. SCORE 205
Every time. SCORE 135
I just love cats, ok? SCORE 126
When Instagram goes down. SCORE 157
Domestic Wolverine. SCORE 176
Realistic Google+ circles. SCORE 237
What your hot dog toppings say about you. SCORE 190
Sounds delicious. SCORE 248
Dawg, why you gotta be all up in my grill? SCORE 256
Scumbag brain. SCORE 199
When I eat sour Patch Kids. SCORE 183
The dangers of being super cool. SCORE 165
Baby it’s hot in here, open some Windows. SCORE 183
Nutella covered bacon. SCORE 201
Broken Condomicon. SCORE 184
During this heatwave… SCORE 172
The Karate Kid is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. SCORE 308
Trolley the procrastination troll. SCORE 194
There’s an app for that. SCORE 301
