
record amount of stabs SCORE 30

ur not gonna believe this SCORE 47

what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40

as you should feel SCORE 41

he might be right SCORE 29

same story at age 35, too SCORE 39

the trinity of tedium SCORE 66

you’re in grape danger SCORE 30

life insurance payout SCORE 41

*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43

neow SCORE 31

chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 27

embrace the mistake SCORE 31

work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 24

calculated risk taker SCORE 32

i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21

food art SCORE 52

both make compelling arguments SCORE 22

just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 27

literally any fact SCORE 52

charge your phone on your lunch break SCORE 24

I still have nightmares about Rainbow road SCORE 35

where did the bananas go! SCORE 34

maths isn’t fun anymore SCORE 42

i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48

good luck surviving the night, gentlemen! SCORE 27

at least he listened SCORE 24

we’re living in a movie SCORE 38

we failed to find waldo in time SCORE 31

smart shopping SCORE 37

this dad was on another level SCORE 38

they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 19