record amount of stabs SCORE 30
ur not gonna believe this SCORE 47
what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40
as you should feel SCORE 41
he might be right SCORE 29
same story at age 35, too SCORE 39
the trinity of tedium SCORE 66
you’re in grape danger SCORE 30
life insurance payout SCORE 41
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
neow SCORE 31
chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 27
embrace the mistake SCORE 31
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 24
calculated risk taker SCORE 32
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
food art SCORE 52
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 27
literally any fact SCORE 52
charge your phone on your lunch break SCORE 24
I still have nightmares about Rainbow road SCORE 35
where did the bananas go! SCORE 34
maths isn’t fun anymore SCORE 42
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
good luck surviving the night, gentlemen! SCORE 27
at least he listened SCORE 24
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
we failed to find waldo in time SCORE 31
smart shopping SCORE 37
this dad was on another level SCORE 38
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 19
