Burn her. SCORE 74
I found this ceiling light full of rubber ducks in a pub in Edinburgh. SCORE 120
I can’t be sure… SCORE 78
Shut up take take my money. SCORE 128
I can’t believe it either SCORE 129
Every time. SCORE 83
happy birthday SCORE 120
Checks out. SCORE 91
Progress: Graduated from crash test school! SCORE 43
How to be a writer 101 SCORE 87
Joey Tribbiani: Good Guy SCORE 154
This sign at my local church SCORE 113
Morally Questionable Boy SCORE 88
Stank SCORE 113
wiggles SCORE 116
High protein shyte SCORE 79
Stairs are hard. SCORE 130
Pranks of mass destruction SCORE 78
You had one job SCORE 127
The recently discovered Giant Squid Nebula in the constellation Cepheus SCORE 84
Someone call a shark doctor! SCORE 119
Goddammit, Bort SCORE 104
The cake is a lie. SCORE 115
OR WORSE… SCORE 84
Doggo has wares if you have coin SCORE 89
Game, Set, Match. SCORE 87
Bear with me for a moment… SCORE 82
Vvvv Rare Educated Good Boye SCORE 72
High school in one tweet SCORE 90
My mom’s pet mantis died, so she gave it a proper burial. SCORE 91
Deer SCORE 81
The perfect size SCORE 91