
Buying golf clubs around Glasgow on Facebook… SCORE 107

Totally SCORE 87

The Moment You Realize You Don’t Want Children SCORE 73

Open At Your Own Risk SCORE 93

Moves like Jagger SCORE 89

Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97

Anatomy of a Greyhound SCORE 31

Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 94

heroes SCORE 54

Arby’s… SCORE 92

They know who we are.. SCORE 82

Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66

Dear journal, I’m Fat SCORE 61

I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I’m So Immature. SCORE 116

The Louvre, USA. SCORE 61

Gotta love Snake SCORE 82

You had me at “ruse” SCORE 109

First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79

Don’t forget the Dibs ice cream SCORE 89

Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83

It’s not that hard to Google it to confirm. SCORE 70

The ol’ Switcheroo SCORE 103

U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 88

They Started Out As Just A Potamus SCORE 64

Heard flights are expensive though.. SCORE 100

She plays the "but I’m a little girl!" card way too often. SCORE 66

Each booth is an alternate reality. SCORE 102

When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 64

Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 102

They’re really stretching for things to criticise her for at this stage… SCORE 121

Can’t deny that spark SCORE 108

My reaction would be the same. SCORE 127