The word of the puppo SCORE 55
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
I GUESS SCORE 45
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
+ cry. SCORE 118
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Marilyn Monroe and Choochoo, ~1948 SCORE 49
Every time. SCORE 37
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Mama no. SCORE 52
Safe pupper SCORE 81
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
