you’re not leaving us, we’re leaving you! SCORE 10
tweezers just don’t get the job done SCORE 14
throw them out SCORE 20
how old book smell is created SCORE 31
my fart is on the floor SCORE 23
then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25
my next hobby SCORE 13
everyone needs a hill SCORE 25
i haven’t showered since last year SCORE -4
important notes for male writers SCORE 42
absolutely exhausting SCORE 21
the best ride at every county fair SCORE 20
more dogs than you could have guessed SCORE 32
you’re probably faking it SCORE 53
memes cure everything SCORE 10
all we are is dust in the wind SCORE 12
no one leaves a party before i do SCORE 20
i’d like to rent a vowel SCORE 14
can’t hurt to try SCORE 31
the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 33
no trash panda was harmed SCORE 16
the hipster netflix and chill SCORE 23
very subtle SCORE 17
tiny but a might roar SCORE 18
for the greta good SCORE 8
how to unfunny friends SCORE 42
am i a dog? SCORE 35
i just love food too much SCORE 21
tim burton pterosaur SCORE 24
christmas buck SCORE 27
ley’s go skiing SCORE 40
the one ring to get me to say yes SCORE 25
