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We+can+do+it%21
We can do it! SCORE 30
And+the+wildflowers+rejoiced.
And the wildflowers rejoiced. SCORE 31
Doge+has+asthma+and+requires+multiple+treatments+daily.
Doge has asthma and requires multiple treatments daily. SCORE 25
Villains+say+things+hero%26%238217%3Bs+can%26%238217%3Bt.
Villains say things hero’s can’t. SCORE 31
I+LOVE+LAMP
I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31
it+was+bound+to+happen%3F
it was bound to happen? SCORE 37
Water+is+the+enemy+of+your+self+image.
Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22
Fishing+for+dough+nuts.
Fishing for dough nuts. SCORE 18
I+do+not+think+you+know+the+meaning+of+that+word%26%238230%3B+Spring+Break%2C+circa+1985.
I do not think you know the meaning of that word… Spring Break, circa 1985. SCORE 8
You%26%238217%3Bll+have+to+go+elsewheres%2C+Sarah.
You’ll have to go elsewheres, Sarah. SCORE 19
This+is+how+asparagus+grows%2C+allegedly.
This is how asparagus grows, allegedly. SCORE 25
Cats+can+teleport.
Cats can teleport. SCORE 28
I+could+show+you+the+world+later.
I could show you the world later. SCORE 26
You+gonna+pop+big+time%2C+eventually.
You gonna pop big time, eventually. SCORE 33
America+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+run+presently%2C+but+I+see+your+point
America doesn’t run presently, but I see your point SCORE 11
The+Self-Assembly+IKEA+Chocolate+Bunny
The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32
We%26%238217%3Bll+send+our+best%21
We’ll send our best! SCORE 23
Someday+they+will+make+someone%26%238217%3Bs+day+brighter%2C+anyway.
Someday they will make someone’s day brighter, anyway. SCORE 38
Be+careful+out+there%21
Be careful out there! SCORE 39
FOUR+MORE+YEARS%21
FOUR MORE YEARS! SCORE 10
I+guess+they+didn%26%238217%3Bt+like+my+printer+goes+brrrrr+posts%26%238230%3B
I guess they didn’t like my printer goes brrrrr posts… SCORE 18
I+guess+I+like+NASCAR+now.
I guess I like NASCAR now. SCORE 35
Imagine+just+the+thing%26%238230%3B
Imagine just the thing… SCORE 35
Tutankhamun+had+a+dagger+made+from+a+meteorite%2C+BTW.
Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34
Martin+Luther+King+Jr.+on+one+of+the+first+desegregated+buses%2C+1956.
Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36
Sending+Harts+To+Eberywan
Sending Harts To Eberywan SCORE 29
NASCAR+never+even+went+to+the+moon.
NASCAR never even went to the moon. SCORE 21
Turns+out+5G+was+the+cure+this+whole+time.
Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 43
Thanks+Dan.+Always+good+news+coverage.
Thanks Dan. Always good news coverage. SCORE 20
The+more+you+know.
The more you know. SCORE 36
Deep+state+iOS+13
Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 28
%26%238216%3Bcheese%26%238217%3B+VS+%26%238216%3Bamber+alert%26%238217%3B
‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 36
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Did+I+do+something+wrong%3F
Did I do something wrong? SCORE 17
Get+in+loser.+We%26%238217%3Bre+going+time+traveling.
Get in loser. We’re going time traveling. SCORE 227
Seriously+though%26%238230%3B
Seriously though… SCORE 214
Hippos+kill+more+people+every+year+than+sharks.
Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
How+Dorthy+dies.
How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
stupid+ads+are+stupid
stupid ads are stupid SCORE 17
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