The first day of school. SCORE 228
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
Battle of the mustaches. SCORE 75
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
Now you have me worried. SCORE 190
I want to do this. SCORE 294
Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2
I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
…Yummy… SCORE 5
Don’t Touch the Cheekbones SCORE 199
See you guys in a few months. SCORE 195
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
Whenever a mosquito is buzzing around my head. SCORE 179
Matt Smith Everyone SCORE 16
No. Really. This should be a thing. SCORE 9
Sci-Five! SCORE 141
DISNEY AWESOMNESS. SCORE 17
Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s suppose to go off. SCORE 186
Because Cute SCORE 16
My life is a lie. SCORE 264
Things To do. SCORE 16
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
And this is why you’re fat. SCORE 260
Seriously though… Wtf? SCORE -326
Mark Twain gets it. SCORE 219
This happens way too often SCORE 11
Battering chicken logic. SCORE 148
Tuna disposal. SCORE 189
My feelings about public pools. SCORE 232
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
The new Batman SCORE 11