I wish this would work on me. SCORE 18
I fit perfectly in a C cup. SCORE 147
It thinks it owns the place… SCORE 17
Selfie level: 1995. SCORE 5
Scumbag fire alarm. SCORE 112
#DrunkSherlockisthebestSherlock SCORE 158
The only dates I get. SCORE 100
When racism backfires. SCORE 279
Sucks. SCORE 162
How to Manual on a Skateboard SCORE -2
Sexual feelings. SCORE -10
Harry Potter v. Justin Bieber SCORE 283
When my mom asks me how I look so calm when finals are coming up. SCORE 18
Learning from the best. SCORE 133
8-bit floor. SCORE 160
don’t fall asleep with your feet out the window. bikers will tickle you SCORE 22
anyone with kids will understand SCORE 8
Van Gone. SCORE 122
Best. Business. Cards. Ever. SCORE 134
I’m yellin timber… SCORE 14
Can I keep it? SCORE 162
Why not do this to all buildings? SCORE 177
good question SCORE -13
Daniel Radcliffe has a new career as a dog walker. SCORE 173
What’s Your Dream Job? SCORE 19
Mmmm, donuts… SCORE 10
The truth comes out. SCORE 14
Definition of life. SCORE 14
Changing from jeans to pajama pants… SCORE 114
What type of shirt is this, cotton? SCORE 139
Sloths are cute SCORE -1
Mexico vs. The Netherlands as Game of Thrones’ Oberyn and The Mountain. SCORE -12