At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
Word! SCORE 20
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
Wrong Show SCORE 192
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
I love you more than… SCORE 122
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
Truth. SCORE 183
Self checkout. SCORE 243
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 197
I was mugged! SCORE 130
How is this possible? SCORE 277
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
BROFIST SCORE -2
When in doubt, lick the door… SCORE 243
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
I yawned! SCORE 10
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
Because Reasons SCORE 224
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
My feelings toward college. SCORE 157