Hipster Voldy. SCORE 1087
Wait a minute… SCORE 656
White people problems. SCORE 237
New sitcom. SCORE 911
Quit smoking. SCORE 330
Mariachi Connecticut serenades a beluga whale. SCORE 782
Like a… SCORE 601
It’s my birthday! SCORE 506
Do it. SCORE 961
I’m great in bed… SCORE 624
Let’s call our friends! SCORE 710
Drink up. SCORE 461
For your viewing pleasure. SCORE 304
Billie Jean Venn Diagram. SCORE 422
Hunting elephants. SCORE 1247
People I insult. SCORE 1135
Yo is dis my… SCORE 399
He touched the butt! SCORE 549
T-Rex hates pushups… SCORE 254
Stages of procrastination. SCORE 1128
Take my hand if you want to live. SCORE 208
The land before time. SCORE 289
Duck, duck, Douche! SCORE 1017
The truth about optimism. SCORE 539
Favoritism. SCORE 1451
Forever alone level over 9000. SCORE 309
Working beard door. SCORE 411
Space. SCORE 286
Likelihood of typing “www” when going to a website. SCORE 467
Don’t you dare. SCORE 808
Cats vs. Dogs. SCORE 891
How to tell if your contacts are inside-out. SCORE 614