You already know too much. SCORE 218
Slenderman shuffle SCORE 5
Thanks, smoke alarm. SCORE 238
Owls are weird. SCORE 267
The more you know. SCORE 338
Well Played Taylor, Well Played SCORE 22
Words. SCORE 4
Late Night Breakfast SCORE 1
Even dogs have standards. SCORE 214
When you are sad. SCORE 277
DOUBLE DREAM FEET! SCORE 1
I named my dog “5 miles” SCORE 121
Baby pandas. SCORE 154
Put this in every textbook. SCORE 295
Probably. SCORE 182
Snakes can fly?! SCORE 159
Resisting a rest! SCORE 202
How I feel on the days of summer… SCORE 308
Every ceiling fan ever. SCORE 313
Meow… SCORE 9
Then fill the glass with water. SCORE 185
A Daddy’s letter to his ‘Little One’ and her future husband. SCORE 62
That’s enough time with my kitten, tiny hooman. SCORE 259
Camas Prairie, Idaho at sunset. SCORE 242
If you had to choose… SCORE 11
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore. SCORE -48
The Oxford Comma SCORE 7
Game of thrones. SCORE 138
How dinosaurs are made. SCORE 208
America lately. SCORE 209
Licky Clam SCORE 5
Police Troll ;) SCORE 25