I’m pretty sure you’re not even a waiter!!! SCORE 172
Laughterhouse. SCORE 120
Happiness level throughout the day. SCORE 161
Just Japan. SCORE 88
Prove awesomeness. SCORE 323
Just a hamster… ZOMGG!!! WTF! SCORE 209
I can finally go home and relax. SCORE 153
Chewy Vuitton. SCORE 184
The dead version of you is so much better. SCORE 238
I freaking love leaves!!! SCORE 220
Checkmate. SCORE 412
I don’ts sees it. SCORE 145
Do you still feel something for me? SCORE 310
Invisible crack pipe. SCORE 159
Because zombies are coming, dear. SCORE 227
One does not simply get off the Internet. SCORE 223
Stupid Santa. SCORE 299
You’re doing it right. SCORE 195
You know you do this too… SCORE 156
Discuss. SCORE -25
Ladies… SCORE 158
Forever alone. SCORE 268
I think you’re fintastic. SCORE 284
Why I hate dentists. SCORE 239
Totally worth it. SCORE 239
Real food!!! SCORE 260
All the people who want to date you. SCORE 214
Pokémon. SCORE 310
Thank you, Sims. SCORE 245
Deal breaker. SCORE 368
Ahh procrastination. SCORE 339
Oh sorry! I’m really busy… SCORE 296
