at least there are cats SCORE 20
what we want vs what we get SCORE 18
the dishes… again SCORE 27
luminous butt bucket SCORE 21
true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
species and age, please SCORE 40
my preferred sunscreen is a house SCORE 35
started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30
battle snake SCORE 26
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 11
roger roger SCORE 14
growing toe beans SCORE 33
potato shaped SCORE 10
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 42
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 19
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
pupils dilate SCORE 43
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
see you tomorrow SCORE 27
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
dad’s ravioli SCORE 6
dog bites everything SCORE 23
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 21
rats love tiny cars SCORE 39
not your average gastropub SCORE 18
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26