Even now, confinement seems much more punishing than solitude. SCORE 61
Dog’s mom accidentally orders XS dog bed. Good Dog still grateful. SCORE 75
I made a birthday cake for my boyfriend but I forgot how old he was turning. SCORE 70
Password problems SCORE 71
Coachella SCORE 55
Ethiopian opal geode SCORE 58
Sitting on a napkin, thinking about murder… SCORE 69
This kitteh has a better life than me, SCORE 61
Classic Gordon Ramsey. SCORE 56
Disappointment SCORE 50
Do what you love and you’ll never have to work SCORE 55
People tell me and my wife all the time that we are going to die alone because we didn’t have kids. I’m always like! SCORE 58
Cool looking danger noodle SCORE 56
While you’re at it what’s your social SCORE 73
This Bird Landed On The Page About Itself… SCORE 69
I am the lion now SCORE 80
Hey gurl SCORE 20
My dad looks just like this Magic the Gathering card SCORE 68
The "History" Channel’s programming today SCORE 69
I bring you: The Light! SCORE 68
Minik The Wonder Cat SCORE 79
I guess it’s a conference call… SCORE 108
You and your family. Also your extended family. SCORE 39
You think I’m cute? Sounds fake, but okay SCORE 82
"New Yorkers stop to watch the "Seinfeld" finale in Times Square – May 14, 1998" SCORE 79
Brofish SCORE 74
Awwwww, that’s acute! SCORE 50
Penguins have knees inside their bodies. SCORE 64
I am perfectly ok with my choices. SCORE 63
This Book Describes My Entire Life SCORE 54
Heavenly cute! SCORE 77
Few seconds till Happiness. 1955. SCORE 99
